Steven’s Blog

Well, I’m coming out of the closet. I’m not the person you think I am … I’m homeschooled.

Due to harsh bullying and sexual harrassment, last year I did not go to school more than 50 days or so. For that I had to go to court, twice. Later on I go to a “Juvinal Assessment Center”. The lady there ends up having an intervention-like convorsation with me. “Have you done drugs? Have you had sex? Have you … ect.” Well, after that, she thinks I’m lying and gives me 50 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. And I only have a month do get that done. Well, looks like she’s not the kind of person you want to like…

Well, I’m homeschooled, and it’s going pretty good so far, but it is getting a little hecktic as that lady is making me do 50 hours of community service, and I need to do my school work, and I need time for my family, and of course I need time to relax… Well, guess what? I didn’t do much community service yesterday and we had to call that woman, and guess what she says? “You need time to relax? HA! You have the weekend!” I tell her “Well guess what? The weekend I have to do community service, too…” “Well the weekend is 48 hours, you can get at least 30 hours done by then.” … 30 hours done in 48 hours? Well not every store is open that long and hey, guess what lady? I NEED TO SLEEP TOO.

Court is in a month for my community service, and the Judge is a mean lady. If I miss any school at all she’ll rip me a new one… I hate court so much… I hate all mean old people, period…

Well, I haven’t said much about my life lately, so I mightaswell now. My life right now sucks. I have no anti-depressants left for my depression and the doctor refuses to give me more. I’m scared to death about this community service because I can’t get 50 hurs done in a month, it’s like impossible, along with school, and all other things. Well, I might get a free copy of Halo 3 from my Mom’s work, and if we do, I’ll be happy and just take my anger out on those retarded little grunts. ^^

My computer was broken for 5 days, just fixed it. It’s a lot better now. Also my cable is broken, too. I want to watch my G4.

 Well, that is about it. Sorry for not posting sooner.

I got annother copy of Gears of War. It is SO much better than what I remembered. This is my Gears of War review.

You start off in a prison cell. It is dark, dirty, and there are monsters above you drooling, the only thing that devides you from them is the weak iron grate. All of the sudden someone kicks the door infront of you; it is your friend Dom Santiago. With him is a robot. His name is Jack. He opens doors that you cannot, he uses his laser to cut through. Dom throws a bag at you and tells you to “Put it on.” That is a detailed entrance, now to talk about the game.

Your name is Macrus Felix, a convicted soldier. Your world has been taken over by the Locust. Locust are like a light green colored alien with huge fangs, and with clothes on. There are Five Levels. Sounds small, doesn’t it? Well, each level has five or six parts to it. If you haven’t played it before, each level will take about two or three hours. I know someone is going to say “l0l nub i beet ech levl in leik 30 mins on my 1st tyme!!@!” Well guess what? You’re lying.

Everywhere you go on Gears of War is dirty, broken, and full of locust. The locust growl, which is annoying, and the Wretches; a type of locust, S C R E E C H  S O  LOUD ! ! It actually is so loud, on the first level they break a whole bunch of windows.

I’ll take you through every kind of locust you can fight. (From weakest to hardest)

There are Grubs (That is what Macrus calls them), Wretches, Seeders, Berserkers, Boomers, Theron Guards, and the leader; General RAAM.

Grubs; They’re stupid really. They’re weak, but they can pack a punch. With the Shotgun, it takes two Melee attacks, or a good placed shot to kill them on Casual (easy).

Wretches; These things are the Grunts of Gears of War. Just Melee them (on casual and hardcore, I forgot about Insane).

Seeders; These things you actually don’t even have to get near to. Just take your Hammer of Dawn and kill it with two long hits.

Berserkers; I’d be lying if I would be telling you that these things are easy. They’re actually very tough. It is very annoying when you have to kill these things. The intro of the first time you meet the first Berserker is extremely brutal. It gave my 6-year old cousin nightmares, so keep children away.

Boomers; Big huge Locust, annoying and very slow too. Did I mention they’re very stupid? Well, they are. They have the Boomshot, which is like a rocket launcher and a grenade launcher at the same time. Every time they shoot, just a little before they will say “Boom.”

Theron Guards; I hate these things. They’re freaking annoying and tough at the same time. They’re armed with the Torque Bow; the best weapon in the game. just one hit with this will kill you.

General RAAM; The boss of the game, and the hardest part of the game. You will need the Longshot to kill this guy, he’s slow as a Boomer and he is just as stupid. Now here you can’t just shoot and hope he dies, no no no. You have to go and stand in a dark area so he sends his Kryll protection from you. You’ll see what Kryll are in the next one.

Kryll; A flying locust that come out at night. You need a light on you and around you at all times at night or they will come and eat you. Light is your friend on this game. Also, they’re only about five or six inches long, so there is about a hundred that will come at you at a time. There is NO escaping once they are on you, unless you get to some light in time. It takes actually about 0.8 seconds for them to kill you, so you’re lucky if you get to light.

There are also COG tags in each level too. They’re glowing neon-blue, and they’re hidden. It is hard to find them… unless you have a guide. But they are easy to find if you look places.

Well, that about wraps it up, hope you enjoy!

Well, if you people pay any attention to the Sandbox, you’d know there’s a drawing war coming up soon between Cliff Dude and me.

Well, I need a few more people (two), and Cliff needs three more people. If you can draw, then sign up! That’s all you need to do.

But, there are some things you need before you can even join.

I) Paper, and a Pencil or a Pen are only allowed, no marker, crayons, colored pencils, ect.

II) Acess to a Scanner! You need a Scanner in order to get your images online.

III) No cursing, or any bad things, such as something that starts with a P.

Current people who have signed up;

My team:

Slimppu,

Cooper,

Josh,

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Cliff’s team:

Tjbartz2009,

99887,

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Please people, sign up. If you don’t I’ll take away your privalage to have water and food!!

Also, people, make sure to check out Anubis’ and MattVortex’s blogs on my blogroll, they have good ideas for RuneScape!! CHECK THEM OUT!

I now have three 600s on my 360 o.o (On my main GamerAccount though I have over 8 600s XD)

Well if you haven’t seen it yet, I have Viva Piñata, Oblivion (Second account), and BioShock at 600. It’s prety good for about four weeks total on playing. It’s Gamerscore is 3755, my main one’s is 6445.

360s are so ownage.

Best songs ever;

Listen, and enjoy my friends. It is three great songs. You MUST hear them. (NO, there are not any emo songs…) 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JxbWaMzsnJo #1, Shiny Toy Guns with You Are The One.

This is my favorite song ever, it is a great song. Just listen and you’ll understand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-bwcMxlySk #2, Gorillaz with El Manana.

Good song because Gorillaz are a cyber band, which therefore equals the best. This song is a good song because it is a little on the sad side.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYZrVPSfGA #3, Gorillaz with Spitting Out The Demons.

This is a good great song for several reasons, one is because the title is freaking awesome. Two is because it has a great bassline. Three is because it is a great song, period.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpgMuHwAdC4 #4, Akon with Sorry, Blame It On Me.

This song is definately in my top five. This song means a lot to me, it is like my life in a song. This all happened to me, except for the part at the end when he says “Daddy should’nt had let her out that young”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7gCRSH6sec #5, Shiny Toy Guns with Le Disko

This song is a good definition of ‘rave’ or ‘party’ music. It is a weird music video, though…

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gjq1g3j7WFc #6, Akon featuring Eminem with Smack That. (Exsplicit)

This song is probbaly the best song Akon has done other than Sorry, Blame It On Me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZeF1sG0h8 #7, Young Jeezy featuring R. Kelly with Go Getta.

This is a good rap song. It is pretty much all rappers do.

What do you think? COMMENT!!

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is a game for the Xbox 360. It was origonaly rated T for Teen, but now due to someone modding the game so there could be nudidy with a code, is not rated M for Mature.The game takes place in an area called Cyrodill. The game is a very next-gen game. It was announced the best RPG for a Console last year.Let me give you a breif explanation of how the game begins.You’re a prisoner in the Imperial City and your cell holds a secret entrance for the Emperor incase of an attack to a way to the outside.

Yeah, at 4:07 this morning some kid decides to come to out house and start to break in. He went to out front door, started shaking the handle, and slamming his body against the door. Obviously the kid was drunk. After he was done with us, he goes acrossed the street, almost gets hit by a on-coming car, and tries to break in on the neighbors acrossed the street.

We called the cops, they get here immediately, they get out of their car, guns in hand, and told the guy to freeze. He was arrested for being Drunk In Public and for trying to break in.

Well, later we call the neighbors and decide to chat about what happened. The poor lady, she’s in her early 50s, and she said she was “Shaking out of her socks”. Her husband had a gun in the house, we found out. He was about to use his gun on this kid, but then he noticed a cop car, and decides it is safe now.

Well, I didn’t know this, and it is shocking. The woman acrossed the street’s son comes home at nights, or early in the morning to get in. He usually knocks, but she thought he was her son, but he was the guy who was trying to break in. She opens the door, and the guy falls on her, she stagers and used all of her power to get him up on his feet and push him down. XD That’s a cool old lady.

This was a big shock. But, I’m not going to sleep until it is 10:00, just incase.

BioShock is by far the best game of this year. Great storyline, awesome graphics, and let’s not forget, there’s awesome powers, and guns. Don’t forget the guns.

Let my start off by just saying if you’re not a fan of First Person Shooters, then this game isn’t for you. At first, well, I was a little scared by the intro. Swimming in deep water is just not the thing for me. (Trust me, when I was a little kid, I played Tomb Raider and when you had to fight the shark scared the CRAP out of me… Still does, too.)

Well, the setting is in a place underwater called “Rapture”. It’s a great area, but what the hell? You can’t break the glass on anything even if you smack the windows to outside with your wrench over and over? That’s bogus, I’d like to fight some sea monsters! (Not swimming, though. :D) But, hey, beggars can’t be chosers.

 Well, there is a very good thing in this game, and that is the fact that you can enject a syrum into your body and it allows you to use powers. There are many many powers, and by far the best one is Fire (Incinerate! is what it is really called.) There’s also Electricity, Swarm (A swarm of bees makes your enimy run from you.), and Ice, but that’s only four out of like 50.

Guns are a huge part of this game, especially the Shotgun. But there is the Pistol, Shotgun, Machine Gun, Chemical Thrower, Grenade Launcher, and a Crossbow. But the best part about the guns is the ammunition. There’s Shock Bullets, Explosive Bullets, and many more. But then you can modofy your guns to look very very cool.

 But the storyline is GREAT. It is AMAZING. I mean, seriously, who could’ve come up with a better one? There are so many things that I want to say but it would spoil your fun if you get this game. But there are a few … odd things on this game too. Like perhaps the Little Sisters and the Big Daddys? Well, the Big Daddy introduction is lmao funny, but also crap my pants scary. The Big Daddy is basically a Diving Suit with a drill as a hand, and they’re bloody fast too. The Little Sisters are little girls that have been infected with a paracite that is called ADAM. ADAM is like a way to survive. The Little Sisters are ADAM stealers. She has a needle that is very large and she sticks it into a dead body and steals it’s ADAM. At first I thought Little Sisters are little demons, but then I found out more about them so then I started to understand more, and felt sorry for them.

But the most weirdest thing in this game are the Splicers. They are like zombies but they talk normal, and are alive. But the Spider Splicers go around singing “Jesus loves me this I know…” and they even quote parts of the Bible. Why would they read the Bible if they murder and are evil? I don’t know. You should check Wikipedia, they’ll probbaly tell you.

When you beat the game, you’ll be wanting more, trust me.

On Viva Piñata you protect, mate, and feed ‘Piñata’.

Each Piñata has it’s unique sence of colors, and it’s sence of battle. There are also unique colors for each Piñata, as Orange and Brown for the Whirlim.

 But, Viva Piñata does have it’s bad side, too… There is such things as Murder by Shovel (Quite a messy site, actually.), Drowning, Stamped on and Squished, Mothers attacking Offspring, Poisoning and most, and least shocking, Canabalism.

Murder By Shovel; When you take out your shovel and brutally murder a poor, defenceless (And/Or Sick), Piñata.

Drowning; When you dig a pond where there is a poor, small Piñata when it is sleeping.

Stamped on, and Squished; When a mean, bigger Piñata comes and decides to use your Whirlim or any other small Piñata as a pillow and decides to go to sleep.

Poisoning; When you lure in a Piñata and poison it with a bad candy.

Mothers attacking Offspring; When you mate a Pig with a Swan, the poor defenceless baby once hatched from it’s Cocoon, the Mother decides to kill and eat the mutant it has made, which then brings us to;

Canabalism; Rather a Piñata is brutaly murdered in cold blood, or Squished, or Murder By Shovel, then the poor thing’s insides are packaged into bite-size peices of candy that some twisted person made so that the Piñata nearby will have an urge to eat those packaged insides, chomping and then digesting that candy into more packaged insides for when this one dies, others will eat.

Is that really what we want to see in a E (Everyone) rated game, which minors are going to see? Did I mention Ruffians vomit dirt to walk on over water in order to go and destroy a poor creature?

Let me know! Because I belive this is wonderful for children to see, it also allows us more Mature gamers be able to laugh at this, such as CreepyPirate and myself.

What do you think?

Well, here’s my day;

Today I just chilled around the house, then I went to my cousin’s birthday party. I wanted to play Guitar hero there, but I didn’t have the nerve to go and make a complete moron of myself because I suck at Guitar Hero. But, I guess it still would have been fun, I’ll see if I could go over there tomorrow.

My cousin’s boyfriend flirted around with all the girls there, he is a cool guy, but still, he even flirted with my Mom, but, I should just let it go.

 But, before I end this, I have to say;

TOMORROW IS GUITAR HERO@@@@@@.