Steven’s Blog

On Viva Piñata you protect, mate, and feed ‘Piñata’.

Each Piñata has it’s unique sence of colors, and it’s sence of battle. There are also unique colors for each Piñata, as Orange and Brown for the Whirlim.

 But, Viva Piñata does have it’s bad side, too… There is such things as Murder by Shovel (Quite a messy site, actually.), Drowning, Stamped on and Squished, Mothers attacking Offspring, Poisoning and most, and least shocking, Canabalism.

Murder By Shovel; When you take out your shovel and brutally murder a poor, defenceless (And/Or Sick), Piñata.

Drowning; When you dig a pond where there is a poor, small Piñata when it is sleeping.

Stamped on, and Squished; When a mean, bigger Piñata comes and decides to use your Whirlim or any other small Piñata as a pillow and decides to go to sleep.

Poisoning; When you lure in a Piñata and poison it with a bad candy.

Mothers attacking Offspring; When you mate a Pig with a Swan, the poor defenceless baby once hatched from it’s Cocoon, the Mother decides to kill and eat the mutant it has made, which then brings us to;

Canabalism; Rather a Piñata is brutaly murdered in cold blood, or Squished, or Murder By Shovel, then the poor thing’s insides are packaged into bite-size peices of candy that some twisted person made so that the Piñata nearby will have an urge to eat those packaged insides, chomping and then digesting that candy into more packaged insides for when this one dies, others will eat.

Is that really what we want to see in a E (Everyone) rated game, which minors are going to see? Did I mention Ruffians vomit dirt to walk on over water in order to go and destroy a poor creature?

Let me know! Because I belive this is wonderful for children to see, it also allows us more Mature gamers be able to laugh at this, such as CreepyPirate and myself.