Steven’s Blog

BioShock is by far the best game of this year. Great storyline, awesome graphics, and let’s not forget, there’s awesome powers, and guns. Don’t forget the guns.

Let my start off by just saying if you’re not a fan of First Person Shooters, then this game isn’t for you. At first, well, I was a little scared by the intro. Swimming in deep water is just not the thing for me. (Trust me, when I was a little kid, I played Tomb Raider and when you had to fight the shark scared the CRAP out of me… Still does, too.)

Well, the setting is in a place underwater called “Rapture”. It’s a great area, but what the hell? You can’t break the glass on anything even if you smack the windows to outside with your wrench over and over? That’s bogus, I’d like to fight some sea monsters! (Not swimming, though. ) But, hey, beggars can’t be chosers.

 Well, there is a very good thing in this game, and that is the fact that you can enject a syrum into your body and it allows you to use powers. There are many many powers, and by far the best one is Fire (Incinerate! is what it is really called.) There’s also Electricity, Swarm (A swarm of bees makes your enimy run from you.), and Ice, but that’s only four out of like 50.

Guns are a huge part of this game, especially the Shotgun. But there is the Pistol, Shotgun, Machine Gun, Chemical Thrower, Grenade Launcher, and a Crossbow. But the best part about the guns is the ammunition. There’s Shock Bullets, Explosive Bullets, and many more. But then you can modofy your guns to look very very cool.

 But the storyline is GREAT. It is AMAZING. I mean, seriously, who could’ve come up with a better one? There are so many things that I want to say but it would spoil your fun if you get this game. But there are a few … odd things on this game too. Like perhaps the Little Sisters and the Big Daddys? Well, the Big Daddy introduction is lmao funny, but also crap my pants scary. The Big Daddy is basically a Diving Suit with a drill as a hand, and they’re bloody fast too. The Little Sisters are little girls that have been infected with a paracite that is called ADAM. ADAM is like a way to survive. The Little Sisters are ADAM stealers. She has a needle that is very large and she sticks it into a dead body and steals it’s ADAM. At first I thought Little Sisters are little demons, but then I found out more about them so then I started to understand more, and felt sorry for them.

But the most weirdest thing in this game are the Splicers. They are like zombies but they talk normal, and are alive. But the Spider Splicers go around singing “Jesus loves me this I know…” and they even quote parts of the Bible. Why would they read the Bible if they murder and are evil? I don’t know. You should check Wikipedia, they’ll probbaly tell you.

When you beat the game, you’ll be wanting more, trust me.